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Having AS Is Like Being a Jedi Knight
“Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.” ~Yoda, Star Wars, Episode II I sense a great disturbance in the Bug Zapper... You know what? Today, I should be looking for more work, and I should be...
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If Real Life Were Like Star Wars…
“Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.” ~Master Yoda, Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones Why Star Wars was such a big hit in Arkansas A few weeks ago I...
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You’ve Just Been Jedi’d: How To Do Jedi Mind Tricks
Jedi mind tricks don’t work on me…only money! ~Watto, “Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace” Qui-Gon just found out his Coruscant Express card was declined You might guess by the title of this post...
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To a Dark Place, This Shall Lead?
Darker the coming storm grows. I fear the dark cloud of the Sith shrouds us all. ~Yoda, “The Clone Wars” Ordered a pizza, I did not... Damn you, George Lucas…damn you for creating perhaps the most...
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The Heat is On, and I’m Off
You've gotta love summer to be smiling like that People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy. ~Anton Chekhov If Chekhov is to be believed, I must be incredibly...
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On Being a (Semi-) Professional Geek
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go up against a...
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The Local Ice Rink=The Star Wars Cantina
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. ~Obi-wan Kenobi, “Star Wars: A New Hope” "These are not the pucks you're looking for. Move along." Ever have that strange feeling of deja...
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Your Burning Questions: Answered!
Are you sure you want to suffer the tortures of the memories of a lost love? ~Lucy Van Pelt, “Peanuts” A long time ago, I almost took the job as the amateur advice columnist for our school paper. In...
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The ’90s Didn’t (Completely) Suck
If I wasn’t from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat? ~from “Half-Baked” This, um, says it all People ask me sometimes why I usually write about the ’80s and not the ’90s. It’s because I...
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Wordless Wednesday: Burning Questions Answered!
Sir, as today is Tuesday, it’s my feeling that Wednesday could occur, officially, as early as tomorrow. ~H.M. Murdock One thing I know for sure about myself? When I make a promise, I deliver. Even if...
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